A Thousand Words: Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor

I couldn’t let a Pearl Harbor anniversary go by without reviewing the infamous (pun intended) movie by Michael Bay. Now this is frequently on the list of worst movies ever. However, I liken it to Jefferson Starship’s We Built This City, something that yes, isn’t really good, but is criticized and slammed so much that you kind of have to defend it, since you can enjoy it as a guilty pleasure juuuuuust a little bit. I mean, are you really expecting historical accuracy from Michael Bay?

I didn’t think so. But one fair bit of criticism is Bay attempting his hand at a love story, which is kind of like a romantic comedy director trying to make an action movie. Said love story takes over far more of the plot than it needs, and is probably the biggest criticism I can give other than “Michael Bay.”

So yes, World War II as told by Michael Bay. I can think of a lot better. But I can also think of a whole lot worse.

One thought on “A Thousand Words: Pearl Harbor

  1. Avian Overlord's avatar Avian Overlord

    “Said love story takes over far more of the plot than it needs, and is probably the biggest criticism I can give other than ‘Michael Bay.'”See, this is a complaint I do not understand. The plot, by definition, cannot take over too much of the plot. If you want to complain about the historical events being backdrop, that’s one thing, but that’s clearly what Bay was going for.

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